NINE WORDS WOMEN USE(zt)

Evan

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a halfan hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenfive more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This meanssomething, and you should be on your toes . Arguments that begin withnothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks youare an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here andarguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning ofnothing.)

(6) That's Okay :This is one of the most dangerous statements awomen can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andhard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, orfaint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thisis true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and sheis not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that willbring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerousstatement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to doseveral times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in aman asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.  

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!*

俺还挺喜欢说whatever的

Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This meanssomething, and you should be on your toes . Arguments that begin withnothing usually end in fine.

when a woman says "nothing" it is always something...
There is one more.. women always say the word "fabulous"... so if you are a guy dont use this word coz it will make u sounds gay.... seriously...

haha ~~~  True~!

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